RIDICILOUS MARKETING STRATERGIES

Not too long ago..i went to shop in klcc.Long story cut short,a salesgirl approached me and gave me a brochure about a cosmetic line called BENEFIT.Flipping through the pages of the brochure when we got home,farah and i was like what the hell is wrong with this product??tahpape gle..let me list out the things that are just soo ridicilous.

• A body cream called TOUCH ME THEN TRY TO LEAVE.what is that?
• An acne facial foam called WHOOSH!is there a tornado?haha
• A makeup remover called GEE THAT WAS QUICK
• A facial scrub called HONEY SNAP OUT OF IT!honey who?
• BOO BOO ZAP solution
• acne medication night time cream called KA-POW!
• BOI-ING concelaer
• BADgal liner waterproof
• YOU'RE BLUFFING concealer wand
• An eye pallette called PINK TO PLEASE A WOMAN..GOLD TO GET A GUY.

OK.it'll take me a whole day to list all the ridicilous-ness of this cosmetic line.I mean can you imagine having this conversation.


salesgirl:hi!can i help you miss?
YOU:can i have UR BLUFFING.
salesgirl:what?im not bluffing.i was just asking what may i help u
YOU:huhh..nvermind.i'll have mm..TOUCH ME THEN TRY TO LEAVE.
salesgirl:excuse me???
YOU:and HONEY SNAP OUT OF IT!
salesgirl:Miss are you okay?
YOU:im fine..give me a KA-POW will you?
salesgirl:here.dush!*a punch.ur welcome.have a nice day!


hahaha.i know thats a stupid joke.but i still cnt imagine myself saying can i please have a touch me then try to leave?.its sooo weirdd.I think maybe they're trying to be creative,one of a kind,fresh,bla bla bla.but at least pick a decent name.makes their product less convincing.i'd be thinking does this thing really works with a name like that?plus their prices are ubelievable.seriously wayy overpriced.i'd rather spend my money fr something more convicincing like bobbi brown or mac(not that i use them.just an exmple.hehe).okayy..i guess my point is taken.so..till then.I LOVE YOU